Portland is trying to start up a local milk bank which is totally awesome. Right now the nearest milk bank is in Colorado.
If there were such thing as a phlegm bank, I would be the top donor. That's right, friends, allergy season officially began this afternoon and I can't stop producing phlegm!
Or sneezing! Or the post nasal drip! My eyes--they are burning and itching!
No wonder Spring isn't my favorite season.