This weekend introduces probably the one flick this summer that absolutely, positively cannot fail: Booty Call 2: A Pirate’s Ode to Keira Knightley’s Concavity, which — as I understand — is to follow Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) as he attempts to convince Elizabeth Swann (Knightley) of the life-saving virtues of a treasured substance known mysteriously as “food.”
Which goes really well with this fugging of Keira Knightly at the opening of the Pirate movie.
What is it with the girls who are literally skin and bones? Why would they think they look good? Why would anybody think that looks good? And its not that I'm envious of these skeletons, I'm concerned for their health.
I wish they would be concerned about their health, too.